Ok. Hopefully this’ll make a bit of sense.

I have a theory. I’m calling it the Spinach Theory, but it applies to just about everything…

Well you know how every kid hates spinach and broccoli and Brussels sprouts? Yeah, you do. Well I don’t think they actually taste bad. (Well no. I do — but I’ve been Poisoned) Back in The Day, people loved spinach. And then along came a kid who didn’t like it, and he spread the word to all his friends that spinach is evil. He Poisoned them. And now it’s ingrained in a child’s mind from early childhood that Spinach = Evil Dark Lord.

So I encourage you to be the cowlick, the patch of grass that grows the other way, the rebel and get rid of your childhood stigmas. Be one with the Spinach and appreciate it for what it is.

If you can’t figure it out, this isn’t really about Spinach. It’s about Something Else. And I’m not exactly sure what that is… but if I find out, I’ll tell you.

Hopefully you don’t think I’m a complete loser now. But I’m still a loser.

Oh yeah, click.

Edit: I just reread this, and I really don’t like it; I was going to delete but I’ll leave it… Maybe one of you will understand…

Posted at 11:24 pm.

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