Wow. The juices aren’t flowing. I haven’t really written much of anything lately, which you may have (hopefully) noticed.

You might be curious, you might not, but you’re going to end up reading the next sentence no matter what. I’ve made almost 100 posts, and we’re pretty close to 200 comments.

Ok. Now that we have the technicalities out of the way… Well I was bored, right? So I’m just clicking links in the admin section of the site, and I see “Saved Posts.” And I click it. And I see this: “The Sophistication Factor.” It’s just an empty post titled “The Sophistication Factor” that I must have saved a few months ago to remind myself to write about it.

Well folks, the time has come to foray into “The Sophistication Factor.”

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Actually, no. I’m really tired and I can’t think straight. I’m going to post this, go to sleep, and hopefully finish this tomorrow or this weekend. Until then, you will just marvel at my supreme abilities to keep your attention and attempt to interest you.
:O

Quick and easy:
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Governor Perdue has asked all Georgia school systems to close Monday, September 26, and Tuesday, September 27, in effect taking two “snow” days. Only 12-month GCPS employees should report.

Gov. Sonny Perdue has asked public schools around the state to cancel classes on Monday and Tuesday of next week, an effort to conserve gasoline supplies.

What an idiot! How is this going to help anything? It just throws off our plans, our schedules, and gets rid of two perfectly good holidays later in the year.

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what good this is going to do us? Diesel isn’t that expensive anyway…

WSBTV
GCPS

Why yes, Joackim, I am a monkey. Thank you for asking.

Byzantium doesn’t interest me too much, so in 1st period I was thinking about what I’d blog about today. (Yes, it’s been said before, I am a loser.) I decided just now that it wouldn’t be apropos (oohh geez. 8th grade vocab! apropos!) tonight, and I didn’t really feel like it.

So perhaps I shall attempt to humor you?

Mr. Giel: They lied. I didn’t get the memo that said we’re not supposed to be dressed for the dress rehearsal… So I guess I’ll walk around in my tuxedo all day… (high-pitched voice) “Look at me! I’m an Orch Dork!”

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Mr. Giel: Brittany! Wake up! How are you supposed to have a playing test if you’re falling asleep in your chair?
Brittany: Miiistter Giieel… It’s too early. I want to go to sleep.
Mr. Giel: It’s like 11 o’clock…
Brittany: So? I’m not awake yet…
[awkward silence]
Mr. Giel: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[awkward silence]
Mr. Giel: Did that wake you up?
Brittany: Ugh.
Mr. Giel: In the future, if anyone feels the need to scream in order to wake themselves up, you can go right ahead.

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Santoianni: We’re going to take some notes and watch a video. Question, David?
(David) Kilgore: I think it’d be beneficial if we had popcorn during the video.
Santoianni: … No.
Maheen: I like buttered popcorn!
Ian: We don’t have a microwave!
Samantha A.: We can make kettle corn on a hot plate…
Santoianni: What does that have to do with science?
Maheen: I like science. And I like buttered popcorn too.
Kilgore: Could it be a massive whole-class science project? We could all bring a dollar tomorrow, drive to Walmart, buy a microwave, and some popcorn.
Anthony: Mrs. Santoianni doesn’t have a car! She rides a bike to school!
Kilgore: We all go to Walmart on her bike, buy a car, a microwave, and popcorn. Then someone drives back with the microwave, and we eat popcorn!
Ian: Kilgore, that’d be a good idea if all wanted to die or something!
(Taylor) T. Rose: Hey! I want popcorn, Ian. Shut up!
Ian: Well you can go and die too, T. Rose!
T. Rose: Yeah? Guess which finger Ian?!!
Santoianni: I think now’s a good time to start our notes… Ok. Alpha particles.
Ian: I bet it would have been a thumb anyway…
[takes notes for several minutes]
Ryan: Oh! I get my license next week! Let’s go then!

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I suppose you didn’t find those as humorous as I did… seeing as none of you were there or have any idea who these people are…

On a semi-somewhat-serious note: I have a lot of appreciation for people who can be brutally honest and blunt without being brutal. That probably doesn’t make sense, but I don’t like it when people keep secrets. Even if they’re not secrets, but just something you know you should tell someone and you don’t.

I’m also not happy with the fact that I keep getting all these surprises about people. Usually finding out something about someone should be good, I suppose. To the extent of: “Wow! You did that? Good for you!” As opposed to: “What?!? Why the hell are we friends?”
Maybe I’m just too unrealistic and too “good” myself, but I have high standards, and I keep finding myself wondering why I know so many people with such low standards.
I suppose that’s enough.

I’m learning how to say it: P(e)aace.

edit: I just reread this whole thing and it was really gay. I should probably delete it… but how about I just let you tell me how retarded it is?

edit numero dos: see here