Here’s a list of all the things I’ve learned lately (and how I learned them):

• Dick Cheney’s mother, and various things about her. (Coach K – World History)
• We actually have more than 5 senses. In addition to the ability to receive stimulation from the optic nerve, hearing, smell, taste, and touch, we also have: the sense of Shakespeare, wealth, friendship, wet, and gay. (Ramey – English)
• How to gamble in Mississippi. (Lockwood – Algebra II)
• Morgan Miller (in this case a guy) does in fact not have a uterus. (Lockwood – Algebra II)
• (Orchestra taught me nothing yet again.)
• Santoianni is not good at making tests. (Chemistry)
• Alyssa will kill you if you bounce her under-the-desk-book-shelf-but-everyone-uses-it-as-a-foot-rest thing. (Spanish I)
• Do not ride on the TV cart when moving stuff down the hall… (Barrett – Spanish I)
• “I got a new bus stop… biatch. I got a new bus stop… biatch.” (Joackim)
• Helium balloons go up. (A yellow balloon on the driveway)
• My dad’s name is Run. (Great Clips lady)
• Baths are gross ’cause you end up swimming in dirt. (My bubble bath, earlier)
• Eating near a pound of Smarties™ and a half-pound bag of Great Value™ Sour Gummy Worms will hurt your stomach. (Which I learned from near a pound of Smarties™ and a half-pound bag of Great Value™ Sour Gummy Worms. Which I ate.)

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Posted at 9:44 pm.