So this morning in first period…
Mrs. Lockwood was talking in the hall before class as usual, but she disappeared about 2 minutes before the bell rang. 10 minutes later, she still wasn’t back. We sort of chilled and did work for other classes, and she still didn’t come back. So one girl crawls into Mrs. Lockwood’s coffee table (it’s a weird table).
25 minutes after class started, L’wood comes back complaining about how half of her Varsity cheerleading team was caught drunk at the 311 concert and wouldn’t be cheering at the Dome game this weekend. She asks where the girl in the coffee table was, and we told her she went to the clinic because she wasn’t feeling good.
A solid 30 seconds later, a phone start ringing by the couch. We all pretended (or tried to) that we couldn’t hear it. So then the girl starts knocking from inside of the coffee table. Lockwood starts getting frightened. By this point we’re all laughing, and she starts inching towards that corner of the room. The table knocks again, and Mrs. Lockwood actually screams (maybe a yelp, but close enough). By the time she sticks her head around the edge of the table, the girl’s head pops out like a Jack-in-the-Box-type thing. Lockwood jumps, scream/yelps, and almost falls over.
A teacher came in about 10 seconds later to make sure everything was okay.
We started to go over last night’s homework nearly 30 minutes into the class. Within two problems, we had her sidetracked talking about the cheerleaders and football players who were suspended from the Dome game.
We learned nothing and had no homework today.
(I’m going to join Spanish Club tomorrow, and I have to start Driver’s Ed next week.)