So, my name is Danesh and my head is red.
I’m a mad rhymer, like some crazy old-timer.
That was so awesome,
According to Mr. Opossum.
He had fun,
out in the sun.
But then he got cancer,
from your crazy, mother dancer.
She was moving groovy,
When they were chilling at the movie.
I said yo.
She thought my name was Moe.
I caught her doing Taebo.
Then she asked me what’s going down.
I thought maybe I’d take you to town.
I’m so down, down with the clown.
All the way to town.
Going far down.
Down to the town
Nearly downtown
I’m so cool, with the clown.
I’m known all over, that’s what you call renown.
I play the recorder,
Momma said let’s go to Border’s.
I bought a book,
with a complimentary hook.
I hung up my jacket,
Said whoa man, that’s a packet.
I broke the seal,
Inside was a meal.
Warmed it up on the stove,
But secretly it was cove.
That doesn’t make much sense,
But neither does recompense.
Super excuse me,
I’m going to go par-tee.