I won’t bore you for too long, so here’s two.
One afternoon, I am complaining about the confusion of my age, what is expected of me versus what I want for myself.
“Have I told you about the tension of opposites?” he says.
The tension of opposites?
“Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to [...]

“What is meant by that saying?” Monkey asked.
“Real cloud-soarers start from the Northern Ocean in the morning, and from there they journey through the Eastern Ocean, the Western Ocean, the Southern Ocean, and then return to Ts’ang-wu, which is another name for Ling-ling in the Northern Ocean. To travel all four seas in one day, [...]

This old gasbag totally started flirting with her or something… It was actually quite funny…
He told us about how he was bornded (yes, bornded) in Dacula. How he grows tomaters, and he goes dancing a few times a week…
I can’t see him dancing.
Who goes to WALMART to pick up old ladies…
reality (lol… i just signed [...]